Cyber Monday Blues

i havent gotten a good rest since Saturday to Monday. Im just being me, a cyber vampire.

how do you like waking up to monday?
how do you like facing unread emails that came over the weekend?
how do you like to beat the traffic?

today, life is easy. no traffic. no hassle. no new email. then i realized its school holiday! no wonder kids are everywhere. my younger brother woke up and challenged me to a winning-eleven match. seconds later, i found my PS2 toggle stick broken. kids these days dont really appreciate the luxury they had.

what am i mumbling about? its a cyber monday. commute time baby. oh yeah, this is test post.

thanks 😉

The Customary

every year, on my birthday, i will look back and muhasabah, what have i achieved? what do i have?

nothing.
nothing significant.
nothing to prove my worthiness.

somehow, i dont give a damn!

• i have great friends to feed my ego
• my family is supporting what im doing (indirectly)
• glad, God granted my “time-out” session
• grateful, that im still breathing and thinking.

to everyone who wished me, may God bless you with a worry-free life. amin.

to that special someone, thanks for giving me a live bullet for my birthday. i just wish i had a gun to shoot you. haha. the present is awesomely emo.

“Inna ma’al-‘usri yusra.” – inshira 5

Modesty is the Best Policy

it was my birthday celebration yesterday night. my family left me for a jakarta holiday. so im all alone. i wanted to celebrate with my close friends, but then again, they have daily jobs to keep (ohh..how thoughtful). so i went out with my best bud to bangsar.

initially i wanted to dance until my leg give up, sadly we’re too exhausted. so we decided to drive around the town. with the bimmer, i PIMPed the road. girls in jazz, gen2, wira, kancil etc.. looked as if saying, “oh.. i want to be in that car!”

conclusion
with a hole in a pocket, you can get “KFC chicken wings” by saying hi, as long as you drive a BMW 7 series. what a shallow world.

*KFC chicken wings = chicks = hot/slutty/sexy/ girls

ps: happy bday to me, happy bday to me, happy bday to hazlan, happy bday to me.
pss: 24, what have i achieved? nothing significant.
psss: we met kristen dunst at suzy corner. for you my dear, i will become a spiderman anyday (crawling around your body, hahaha)

Controversial Email?

Dear Edwin,

Kindly remove the recent post on your blog. You are not eligible to argue about overseas student like us. You dont know the distances/sacrifices we have gone through. Are you a local student?

Just because youre from MCKK, doesnt mean you can judge us based on observations.

Regards,
xXxXx
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oh boy. like i said in my reply, i will do the follow up here. its open 😉

yeah, a guy emailed me. too good to be true? i thought so too.

firstly, im not kind so i will NOT remove nor retract what i have said. we’re democrats, freedom of speech is important.

tak eligible? you kidding me? like other normal malays, english is my second language. when i was in standard 2, my family migrated to US for 2 years. how does a non english speaker adapt to such enviroment, when the only words that can come out from my mouth was “teacher, can i go to the toilet?” (later corrected by the teacher, its, MAY i go to the BATHROOM). americans, they have their way. and yeah, i was both, local and overseas student. i hate it there, so i came back.

sacrifice? like how? cooking is hard? the wind is too cold for a kampung boy like you? they give out condom when you jump off the bus? page3 girl? drunk housemate? nude beach in barcelona? learning in English? oh dude.. so lame.

MCKK? how does everyone parading MC-Gay-Gay sound? a reality pinch? besides why do you have to bring up my school, are you inferior by any chance? are we an eye sore or did we sidelined you? MCKK was hell, you know nuts, so dont unzip your pants and put your cock on the table. i will not stroke it for you (nor any guys out there).

please prove me wrong (intelligent remarks je ok) if you can. pedas? yeah, thats how i like my sambal belacan to be.

About a Girl

There’s a beautiful girl,
who’d called in the middle of the night asking me to marry her.

There’s a classy girl,
who’d call me and bitch about everything, daily.

There’s a fan girl,
who’d email/call me asking what’s my next project.

There’s a liberal girl,
who’d invite me to some drinking party.

There’s a government girl,
who’d tell me, i should run a political campaign and promote peace.

There’s also an 18 year old designer girl,
who drew me in tux and telling me this is how i should dress up everyday.

The last, sexy chinese girl,
wants to go out on a date.

sorry girls, i just dont have feelings for any of you. im neither gay nor by. im just not in the mood.

The medic girls,
I called them thousands of time, non are interested.. HahHaha

Getting Ideas

How do you get ideas?

• scratch your head
• bite the end of your pen or pencil
• spin pencil or pen
• get high on cigarettes or drugs
• nicotine from coffee
• hot drinks to warm up?
• run or jog
• pray

for me, nose picking works. of course with tissues, so i dont mess my keyboard (does not affect mouse, i only use my left hand). thats why i was so determined to prove that nose-picking does not void fasting.

Whats the Fuzz About Gua.com.my?

“gua caya sama lu!” thats the tag line. corny but i like it. this is a flame post. go away if you think im being silly.

i heard gua.com.my over the radio, so i told myself, “hey, why not i give it a lookie”. the first thing i did when i got to my lappie, i keyed in “gua.com.my“…

wah la~ and error POOPed out. oh ok, maybe they are still fixing it. i corrected my url and hit enter. the correct url is http://www.gua.com.my

Hey Marion ~(would you like to travel to panama with me?) as much as they would like to target teens (or teen-like-adults), this is simply too much. look at it! its hideous, preposterous! have they ever thought that its sooo late 90’s design? this is just like the layout korn had in 99. babe, move to web2.0 ala facebook style please. again i give an ample space to improve..

so i clicked over to AMBER CHIA. yummy~ (no way a 24 year old male can resist her). while waiting for page to load i grabbed cookies and milk, it was super slow! upon my return, i faced this error. goodness, i am a web developer, im updated with all these latest tools and gadgets but THIS? ohoo.. maybe i just dont have a flash player (!), i might as well get a dvd player while im at it.

and the final part, a bit technical though, but this is definitely not the way to code. its neither SEO nor SEF, search engine cannot find you. it’s open for threat, hacking is so much easier if everything is displayed. it should be like this (below), looking like a dumb .html, but actually .php extension. to any developer, this is the first thing to look into before anything else.

nontheless, you have my utmost respect for being able to air and market on the media network, as expected of media primas‘ sub. also respect for the up coming shamefulness you will receive.

why am i pissed?well, maybe because i DIDNT get the job! anyway, its a good exercise before i start my webhate.com project (showcasing all the mistakes and bad designs of malaysian web!) ouch, thats gotta hurt.

My All Time Ferrari

as boys we grew up with matchbox and hotwheels (miniature toy cars). to find it made in Malaysia, it made us even prouder. my collectibles was given away when i left home for kuala kangsar. the passion spurred wildly as i grew older.

Ferrari 456M GT. this is my favourite ferrari. why? its a 2 door 4 seater. you can at least bring someone else other than gf/wife only. although i have to admit, its a bit cramped in the back. is this my goal? lets get real. even if i have the money to buy this baby, it’d be old and obsolete, but still in consideration.

Problems of 456M GT

1. windows falling down. now who said proton is a lousy car maker?
2. 2nd gear hard to engage. have to wait for the engine oil to be hot first.
3. leakage of rear absorber fluid. never heard proton has this kind of problem before.

Girls Night Out

yesterday i went out with my tkc friends in kepong, part of the dialog was,

eddie: carrefour is on my left, jusco is on my right so where do i go ?
N: hold on, no i cant imagine! take it this way, once you see kfc, you’ll see a stretch of road.

eddie: oh? i can see a number of roads from here. so which is which?

goodness heaven. N, you should get “Dummies Guide to Giving Direction”. i highly doubt they have it on shelf though. seriously you need to learn giving PROPER direction. the way to S’s house is easy, you made it difficult. hehe, jgn marah

anyway, they’re one fantastic bunch of people id say. there were, S (who’s getting married this weekend, congrats!), N (some teacher), A (a tutor in pahang) and S (utm kl grad). we laughed and made fun of each other (biase la tu). not to forget making fun of others too (ni N mmg pakar). i had fun and a pleasant time. Great seeing you girls 😉

reached home 15minutes to 1am and noticed i have tonnes of work to do! stayed up till 5am. time flies. i woke at 830am. i miss my sleep, (which i dont get very often these days)